here’s one of those idiotic conversations between me and my sis—-
S: I think the virus has got into my head, I may not work functionally tomorrow, what do u think?
J: I think the virus is from the aliens, you’ll become one of them.
S: oh, really? okay, then I’ll adpot you, don’t worry, I’ll take u with me.
J: no no no, I don’t want to meet your ET friends.
S: why? you’ll be an alien too.
J: I don’t want to be an alien……
S: why not? you’ll have a huge head, you know? a really huge head, and you’ll never look fat with a huge head, how’s that?